War Jive
"We are takin' dis acshun fo' one real simple reason, dig dis, dig dis: t'damage Serb fo'ces sufficiently
t'prevent Milosevic fum continuin' t'puh'petuate his vile oppression against innocent Albanian
civilians."
UK Prime Minister' Tony Blair
"De grotesque breach uh human rights in Kosovo which we gotss' seen in recent monds kin
be tolerated no mo'e. S coo', bro'."
UK Conservative Party leader William Hague
"We had no opshun oda' dan t'snatch dis regrettable acshun against Milosevic once da damn
Kosovars had signed our peace proposals but da damn Serbs had defiantly continued deir brutal
repression. What it is, Mama!"
UK Liberal Democrat leader Paddy Ashdown
"People who lived drough de 30s and 40s feel some sense uh utta' shame and disgust dat da damn
British Government should be boogiein' its solemn commitment t'de UN and launchin' air
attacks waaay downon Serbia. Ah be baaad..."
Veteran Labour MP Tony Benn